A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
said, because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when the give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when the say ‘nothing’, and how I can make a woman truly happy”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

sahilWomen Jokes2 Apr, 2008No Comments

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an “emergency” appointment. The receptionist said to come right in.

She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. “I’m sorry, Miss,” he said, “but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation.”

“I’m not sure I can afford it,” sighed the young woman. “But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? ”

sahilWomen Jokes29 Mar, 2008No Comments

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana, the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house, it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, “Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?”

Mrs. Boudreaux said, “Oh yes, that’s my husband, I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!”

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments

A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:”This bull mated 50 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband and says,”He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.”

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:”This bull mated 65 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband and says,”This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.”

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”

The wife’s mouth drops open and says,”WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.”

The man turns to his wife and says,”Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments

I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments

why was knitting invented?
to give women something to think about while their talking

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments

Yer tits are so saggy when you go 2 pull yer socks up u can see yer nipples.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adminWomen Jokes20 Oct, 2005No Comments