Why did the man sniff Pepsi?….He ran out of coke
Oct
26
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26 Oct, 2005
Oct
26
your family is so poor when i went in your house i wiped my feet on the way out instead of on the way in!!!!!
Oct
26
What do you tell a guy with his dick in a peanutbut jar?
Fucking nuts!
Oct
26
What do you tell a man with his dick in a peanut butter jar?
You’re fucking nuts!
Oct
26
The first day that a young boy went to work in the produce department at a local grocery store he was encountered by a customer with dark hair and wearing a suit. The customer told the boy that he wanted to buy a 1/2 head of lettuce. The young boy informed the customer that he would have to consult his supervisor in order to sell just a 1/2 head of lettuce. As the boy approached his supervisor he whispered “Hey, some ASSHOLE wants to buy a 1/2 head of lettuce.” The boy then noticed that the customer was standing right behind him. The boy then said ” And this nice man would like to buy the other 1/2.”
The Supervisor was so impressed the boy’s wit and quick thinking that he offered the boy a management position in Washington, St. The boy accepted the offer and stated that the only thing from Washington was whores and hockey players. The Supervisor said “Hey, my wife is from Washington.” The young boy said “Oh yea, what team did she play for?”
Oct
26
your momma is so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes cuz it said concentrate !!!
Oct
26
When you go to kiss your honey,
and her nose is really runny,
you may think it’s funny,
but…it’s not.
Oct
26
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, “How did you get such a huge orange head?”
The guy says, “Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.
A genie came out and said, ’ I’ll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire… what is your first wish?’ I said, ’ I’d like all the
money I could ever spend.’ The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, ’ what is your second wish?’ I said, ’ I’d like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.’
The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.
“Then the genie said, ’and what is your third wish?’… and I think this is where I went wrong… I said, I’d like a huge orange head.”
Oct
26
your mom so stupid that when i passed by your house and i kicked your fence your mom came out barking.
Oct
26
There were these 3 sister named Raindrop, Snowflake and Piano. All there life they were made fun off beccause of there names so one day they deside to ask there mother why they have such weird names. the first one says “mom why am i named raindrop?”
her mom replies “cause when you were born the smallest raindrop fell on your nose”
The second one asked “mom why am I named Snowflake?”
her mom replied “cause when you were born the smallest snow flake fell on your nose”
The third one walks up and goes “DUUUUGGGHHHAAA!!!”