you might be a crackhead if:
1. you weigh 100 pounds or less than you did months prior
2. when ever you get paid go drive to a bad neighborhood and ask for a man named craig
3. you itch and shake un controlably
4.if asked what happened to some thing that was important and your reply is “I SMOKED IT”
5. If your lips look like you have eatin several powdered donuts
6. If you saty up at all hours of the night and look out the window suspiciously every 2 seconds.
what do you get if there is a volcanoe in the sea
BOILED FISH
Q: what do you call a loaf of bread that was shoved a girl with yest infection?
A: sour dough
You so stupid you went to the market and stole free apples.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
You’re so stupid when someone told yo mama jokes you said, “Stop talking about my mom!!!!!”
Your so stupid you took the pepsi challenge and chose JIF .
You so Stupid ya got hit by a parked car !!
your mums so stupid i told her to take out the trash and she moved
ur families so poor that when i walked into ur house and stepped on a smoke ur family said “Who turned off the heat?!!?”
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26 Oct, 2005