You might be a stoner if…….

1 You have ever asked your teacher you will smoke her out for an (A)
2 If you were on your way to the store for some munchie food and just kept walking right past it.
3 If you had food right in front of you and you went to the kitchen.
4 If a cop sees you smokin and he asks you if he can smoke or you go to jail and you tell him to fuck off.
5 If it wernt for the last minute NOTHING would get done.
6 If all thats on your mind is “pipe,bong,joint,blunt,water bong or gas mask” just to think of what to use next.
7 If you get list on the second hand on your clock.
8 If you dont know what to do,Walk fast and look worried.

If you ever got cought smokin pot by a cop dont worry you still have some at home.

dont ask wher that came from.

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There are three dudes a mushroom head a drunk and a stoner in a house doing what they do best so the mushroom head ate so much that he ended up dead

Then the drunk drank so much that he died from alc. poisoning.

And the stoner just kept oking up and fell asleep and woke up the next morning.

Moral of the story…why do other drugs that can kill you when you can smoke weed all day and just pass out and live?

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Step one smoke the whole blunt.
Step two this is where you smoke from a tube.
Step three smoke an ounce of weed.
Step four you are getting you’re lava lamp and pluging in the cord.
Step five you are probibly starting to get really high.
Step six my prodiction is you are going to get sick.
Step seven you’ve past out and dreaming about heaven.
Step eight you’ve got drool coming off your face.
Step nine you’ll wake up and feel fine.
Step ten you’’ll start smokin again.

{Now isnt that fuckin true}

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Step one smoke the whole blunt.
Step two this is where you smoke from a tube.
Step three smoke an ounce of weed.
Step four you are getting you’re lava lamp and pluging in the cord.
Step five you are probibly starting to get really high.
Step six my prodiction is you are going to get sick.
Step seven you’ve past out and dreaming about heaven.
Step eight you’ve got drool coming off your face.
Step nine you’ll wake up and feel fine.
Step ten you’’ll start smokin again.

{Now isnt that fuckin true}

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what goes black white, black white, black white, black white ,thud?
an nun rolling down a hill!

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stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if in life u dont succseed fuk it all and smoke some weed

a friend with weed is a friend indeed

o ya smokem if you gotem

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Two guys get busted for snorting coke, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, “If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won’t be sent to jail.”
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
’’I got 17 people to get off drugs,’’ says the first guy.
’’Wow, how’d you do that?’’ asks the judge.
’’I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.’’
’’Oh, that’s nothing!” said the second guy. “I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.’’
’’Wow. How’d you do that?’’ asked the judge.
’’Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your asshole before prison…’’

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stoned, stoned off your ass
where the weed grows with the grass
where seldom is heard
of a disturbed herb
and the guys are all horny all day

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who thinks its such a mission to find the remote control when your cained out of ur head

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(first of all, when you read this joke, it’s supposed to ryhme)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijjuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said “Do you wanna?”
Jill said “Yes” , unbuttoned her dress and all the fun begun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!

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