Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can’t beat a wank!
Oct
21
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21 Oct, 2005
Oct
21
All blokes fall for this.
Ask one of your mates ( be serious ) what he would do if he ever went camping with one of his male friends.
He woke up in the morning and found his underwear pulled round to his ankles and a used condom stuck up his arse.
He turns round and his friend has a big grin on his face.
Would he tell anyone?
A bloke will always answer no.
At this point you must ask, ” Fancy going camping? “
Oct
21
What part of a cabbage can’t you eat? The wheelchair!
Oct
21
I met a girl the other night. She asked me to give her 12 inches and make her scream.
So I fuc*ed her twice and punched her in the face!
Oct
21
What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled cheque ( Czech! )
Oct
21
Daddy daddy, whats a pussy?
Come here son ( says the Dad ) takes his son upstairs and opens the bathroom door.
His grandma is naked in the shower.
See that son - thats a pussy says the Dad
Son - It must be dead then coz all it’s guts are hanging out!
Oct
21
Stop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.
Their bellybutton between their tits!
Oct
21
What have fannies and kebabs got in common? You only eat one when your pissed
Oct
21
Say to a friend you shagged a woman like this last night ( demonstate with your arms straight out - like you do - and hands cupped, to demonstrate a large chest )
Then say , ” Yeah, she had arthritis in both arms! “
Oct
21
did you hear that they are planning to build a McDonalds on Ground Zero?
its gonna have a “fly through”.