A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
“Mister, I’m scared! These woods are really creepy.”
The pedophile replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself.”
Jul
21
sahil
21 Jul, 2007
Oct
21
What did the cannibal do after dumping his wife?…He wiped his ass!
Oct
21
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?………..Christopher WALKEN.
Oct
21
A reporter goes to an Indian camp looking for a story during slow news. She sees and indian with 1 feather on his head and approaches him asking, “Excuse me…..what does that feather on your head signify?” The indian replied, “Me fuck 1 squa.” She looks at him weird and just walks off until she comes to an indian with 5 head feathers. She asks again, “What do those feathers signify.” He replies, me fuck 5 squa.” A little annoyed and feeling she is getting stupid answers she decides to get to the bottom of this and approaches a higher authority. Comming to an indian with 50 head feathers she says, ” I am not getting a straight answer. Can you please tell me what the head feathers on your head signify?” The indian replies me fuck 50 squa.” Pissed off that she is getting no where she finally decides to go to the chief for a straight answer in which has 100 head feathers. Chief…many of your people are not being straight forward with me. What do the feathers on your head signify?” The chief replies, “Me fuck 100 squa.” What are squa she asks? “Oh you know……antilope, dog, cat, elephant, cow and so on. “Oh dear she says” “No we not fuck deer……..ass holes are too high and the bastards run too fast.”
Oct
21
Q: How did the Mexican mother know that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood off her son’s penis!
Oct
21
Q: What did they little black boy say when he got diahrea?
A:”Ahh help im melting”
Note: im not racist or nothin….
Oct
21
What’s black & blue, and doesn’t want to have sex???
A Rape Victim
Oct
21
A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad, the dad asks how his first day of school went. The kid replied, “good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and I’m not sure what that is.” The dad told the kid “well son, the vagina is a beautiful thing, before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,” the kid asked “well what does it looks like after sex?” the dad proceeded to tell him, “well son, have ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?”
Oct
21
Q.What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg….?
A. A homesick abortion.
(I myself think this in quite poor taste, which you will all probably say…Did not know if had been included before.Sorry if it offends anyone).
Oct
21
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!