it goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets.It comes out dripping and starts to sag, it:s not what you think ,its a tetley tea bag.
Oct
26
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26 Oct, 2005
Oct
26
one day there were these two people, tommy tripp and dallas carden. they went into the bedroom together and shut the door. the next thing you hear is I CAN’T DO IT, I JUST CAN’T DO IT. then out comes tommy leaving dallas behind. So, me and my friend sean go up to Tommy and sean says, ” Whats wrong, you having some manly problems Tommy?” No, Dallas just can’t make it on top of the bed.
this joke has been submitted by: Sean Tripp and Joey Samelak
Oct
26
some of the jokes ive read on this site are soooo dry i have to have a gless of water before i can finish
Oct
26
ur so poor ur television only has 2 channels. ON and OFF
Oct
26
a wecent servy had shoed dat all go()d lokin peple canot spel
Oct
26
what did the mexican say to the houses wen they fell on him?
~ Get off me Homes.
Oct
26
a midget lived in the 100th floor of his complex each sunny day he reached as high as he could and hit the 50th floor button then walked the rest of the way
on rainy days he pushed the 100th button and went all the way up
how does he do it
~ He had an umbrella u dumb ass
Oct
26
Oct
26
There was a little boy who saw his momma fixing to take a bath. He asks her mommy can i take a bath with u, she says yes as long as u dont look under the bubbles. He looks up and says what are those she says those are my “Headlights” he looks under the bubbles and says what is that and she says that is my “garage”. The next night his daddy takes a bath and he also asks him if he can take one too. He says yes as long as he doesnt look under the bubbles. The little boy disobeys once again and asks what it was. His dad replies that is my “Limosine” That same night when it is time for bed that little boy asks if he can sleep with his parents. They say yes as long as he keeps his head above the covers. So he looks (not suprising) and yells “Mommy turn on your “headlights”, Daddy’s trying to stick his “limosine” in your “garage”.
Oct
26
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan-on-Juan