A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods.

He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer’s head and kills him.

He arrives in heaven, and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him.

Looking up his records, God sees that the guy golf’s and says, “Are you any good?”

The golfer looks at God and says, “I got here in two, didn’t I?”

sahilShort Jokes15 Oct, 2007No Comments

what is the exact opposite of christopher reeves???

CHRISTOPHER WALKENS

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, “I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I CAN’T DO IT!”

In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, “How did it go?” The first one answers. “It was embarrassing. I simply couldn’’t do it.”

The second hobbit shook his head. “Manhood problems, eh?”

“No. I couldnt get on the bed!”

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

Q: how did micheal pick out his nose?
A: he looked at a magizin and he said i want this one no i want that one.

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

Q: wat do you call a dog with no tonge

A: smelly balls

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

What do you call a person who goes to the front of the church before the service with a light?

A BEACON

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

man you so short that when you sit on a kerb your legs start to swing!!

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

u r so short that ur job is to stand on a wedding cake

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

(say this quietly) Hi, my name is… and some people call me quiet, but I like to call myself well preserved.

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments

What’s brown and sticky?

a stick

adminShort Jokes26 Oct, 2005No Comments