A family went to a restaurant for Thanksgiving dinner. An accident occurred at the restaurant and it was reported on the radio. From the sound of it, it seems like it was an international incident.
“A French waiter was rushin’ (Russian) and tripped on the Persian rug causing him to stumble into the “E-Rock Band” (Iraq) playing there. This collision caused the downfall of turkey (Turkey), the overthrow of grease (Greece), the breaking up of china (China), the disappointment of all of the hungry (Hungary) people, and a dispute over who’s payin’ (Spain) for the damage.

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This really angers me. How can the government sit around and do nothing and let a human being Terri Schiavo starve to death.
Im am so pissed at the governent right now.
This is pathetic.
I just don’t understand. That is Gods job to decide life or death.

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Ok, I just read some comments in another thread that Polish jokes
are in reality “Propaganda”.
Imagine that. So now the US government is using Polish jokes
as propaganda. Now that is funny.
Whatever Pole thought of that one, is brilliant!
Yes, some Americans are fat, but they are proud fat people.
We have so much food available and so little time, what shall
we do? But regardless, Polaks are still dumb to me. I don’t care what you
say, you can deny it all you want. It is the truth.
Polaks may have really good memories remembering what they were
told, but Polaks can’t really learn anything or teach anything.
They just memorize what they here really well.
I work with a Polak and I always thought it was just bullshit about
poles being dumb, but it is true in this case… This guy is a total moron.
He is 100% Polish straight from Warsaw, he is dumb as shit.
He’s a good guy, but not so bright.
Aight! Peace to Poland! Can I get a woot woot for my homies in the US!
God Bless all the soldiers in the Middle East! Thank all of you!
The USAF, USMC, ARMY, NAVY, SPECOPS, DELTA, RANGERS,
All the Polish Military and everybody else.
Thank you!

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I have worked in US for some time and I can only say one thing: Amis are so fucking stupid! They’re fat, they don’t read books and don’t have any knowledge. Their sexuality is also totally screwed up. The only thing the Amis could say to a nice girl was “Where’you going?”, “Yeah”,” So, Where’you going?”.. and that’s it! Nothing else…and we was wondering why he didn’t get laid for 5 years!!! that was so pathetic… They watch tv all day - that’s what they do in their free time. When I asked them why they are proud of being americans they didn’t know what to say!!! That’s all true, what they say about Amis. They’re dumb!

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There is a truck driver and he has a poelock side kick. They were driving up the road and the poelock said “I have to take a shit, I have to take a shit !”. The truck driver said “theres a ditch a mile up, can you hold it?” The poelock said “yes” So they get to the ditch. The poelock got out. He came back and asked the truck driver “Do you have toilet paper?” He said “No” The truck driver goes to the poelock “Do you have a dollar, use that .” The poelock came back and there was shit all over his ass. The truck driver goes to the poelock “What the hell happen to you?” The poelock said “Its hard to clean your ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel

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Do you know why poles are so dumb?

Because they are Poles!

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What do u call a white girl with a flat tire?
easy fuck

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In March, an Iowa administrative law judge denied Barbara J. Dutton unemployment benefits, ruling that her firing as supply clerk at a 12-person Des Moines company was justified by her incompetence. According to records cited by the judge, Dutton had earnestly ordered office supplies during an 18-month period totaling about $230,000, including 16,000 Bic pens and nearly $15,000 worth of Scotch tape. Since there was no evidence of dishonesty, the company was left with the conclusion that she was simply overmatched in her job. Said she, “I didn’t realize that I was not needing (everything).” [Des Moines Register, 3-25-05

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In March, an Iowa administrative law judge denied Barbara J. Dutton unemployment benefits, ruling that her firing as supply clerk at a 12-person Des Moines company was justified by her incompetence. According to records cited by the judge, Dutton had earnestly ordered office supplies during an 18-month period totaling about $230,000, including 16,000 Bic pens and nearly $15,000 worth of Scotch tape. Since there was no evidence of dishonesty, the company was left with the conclusion that she was simply overmatched in her job. Said she, “I didn’t realize that I was not needing (everything).” [Des Moines Register, 3-25-05

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After several incidents of teacher-student sex in Florida, it was almost a relief in January that Perry, Fla., teacher Natalie Whalen, 58, was accused only of biting a student (who had tried to take a CD player from her desk) or that, in February, Orlando high school chemistry teacher David Pieski, 42, was accused only of teaching his class how to make a bomb.

But the crisis returned in March when a man revealed in a divorce deposition that not only had he had trysts with his son’s Boynton Beach elementary school music teacher, Carol Flannigan, but so had the son. [Tallahassee Democrat-AP, 1-29-05] [CNN-AP, 2-16-05] [Boca Raton News, 3-5-05]

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