How to drive a Pole nuts? Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.
May every body out there be cool happy and understand that life is so precious and that the next day will always bring u something good
pray it works and to Kristy ur cool hit me any time i love to hear from the world bye RED BARRON
Two Poles were walking down the street when they spot a dog licking its balls. One Pole looks at the other and says,”Boy I wish I could do that!”. The other Pole turned to his friend and says ” You better pet him first, he looks kind of mean”.
why do the polish take poops?
cause there isn’t anything else left in their country worth taking!
p.s.——–i’m a fat slob with a big fat nasty snatch that i like to call “the red snapper” its a horrible disease described by my cow named mooby dick cause he’s so big and thats why im so torn up down stairs but anyways, i have the “clap” and im looking for some fat jews with unibrows that like long walks in the flea markets and popping zitts cause i cant reach all of them on my back, dont worry ’bout the ones on my ass cause those are anal herpes that i got from my goat and some how iv’e broken out around my mouth too!
Q: What did the Polish girl write next to the dick of the American boyfriend she was dumping?
A: YANK!!!
What do you call a beautiful woman in Poland?
A tourist
Q: Where do pollocks tell their stupid American Jokes?
A: In the Poish Jokes section
{this section is for jokes ABOUT polish people, not a section for polish people to tell their horrible jokes, GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS!!! )
Q: How do you stop a Polish Tank?
A: Shoot the Polacks pushing it
theres a polish guy and his wife after wedding night. the polish guy is laying in bed with his wife and his mouth is bye her belly button and he says i love you and shes says lower and he whispers i love you
Hi, Everybody!!!
Easter is coming and…. Oh, my!!! What happened??? I think I’ve just performed a miracle!!!!!
I CURED A HAM!!!!!!!!!