Ok, Im going to put this plain and simple and as clear as I can.
STOP COMPLAINING!
Fo those who don’t know what that means, I will explain in detail below.

com·plain Pronunciation Key (km-pln)
intr.v. com·plained, com·plain·ing, com·plains
1- To express feelings of pain, dissatisfaction, or resentment.
2- To make a formal accusation or bring a formal charge.

This is what we need to avoid doing. This is not a complaint board
or a help forum. This is a joke site for people to post jokes on.
If you are reading this and are in a country that does not have freedom
of speech or an option to “speak your mind” I apologize with utmost
sypathy, but that doesn’t change anything here. This site is a free site.
There is no fee charged to read these jokes and there are no promises.
So If you haven’t figured it out yet; I will make it even easier for you.
Please press the “X” in the upper right corner and it will solve your problem. If that does not work. Please press CNTRL, ALT, DELETE
twice. Make sure you press the buttons all together and really fast.
That will help.

If you have any further questions feel free to ask shoVel if he is available at the time.
Be aware some people have been known to immitate his fabulous ways.
He is a kind person and will never post vulgar or offensive language.

Thank you very much.
Oh and be easy on Poland everyone, unless you have cold hard FACTS
about Poland and Polish people then you can say whatever you want about them, I prefer you don’t do it here.

(If there are any grammar mistakes I apologize)

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Ok, Hows this?

Poland is a great country and we Americans love Poland And their
people. They have a deep history with a strong foundation.
We Americans & Poles should not keep arguing over the jokes.
If you don’t like the joke, simply reply with a comment that
doesn’t offend anyone. Please, this is really getting old really fast.
Im sure you people here (Americans, Poles & Any European People)
have better things to do than sit around your computer arguing with sombody you don’t even know. You might be arguing with a federal
agent or a terrorist just looking for a tiny piece of information to find you.
And there is no telling what could happen.
Just be nice here. This is terrible, I can’t belive these jokes went this far.
But Im sure there will be that one person that can’t grasp the concept
of what Im saying and just has to add fuel to the fire.
I wont name names, but you know who you are.
Come on lets just all get along here.

Thank you.

shoVel

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why americans can’t go to beaches in poland?

because europeans thought that they’re whales and were throwing them all into the ocean

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- What’s the difference between an American and yoghurt?
- Yoghurt at least has it’s own culture

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-What’s the difference between an American and an American bomb?

-The bomb is smart enough to know where to find Iraq.

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It is said that Mohandas Ghandi was asked, “What is your opinion of American civilization?”

His reply: “I think it would be an excellent idea.”

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polock jumps out of an air plane pulls his ripcord parchute does not open pulls the emergency rip cord still does not open .on the way down he meets a black guy coming up he hollers -know anything about a parchute -black guys says naw man you know anything about a gas stove

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Some American Chewing Gum companies manufacture certain ingredients for chewing gum in Poland to reduce the cost.

You can only imagine what goes into this chewing gum.
Snots, cum, dead rats, just name it.
I know because I work there :-).

There are several things that are nice about it:
1. Those are only key ingredients so the package usually doesn’t say that the gum was made in Poland for export.
2. It is a nice way to get even with our American friends for their racist jokes
3. Every time I wipe a snot in the machine it gives me a fuzzy feeling

Bon Appetite American Friends.

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what do you call a pole with 1 leg…….legski hahahahaha

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Whats the shortest book ever written
Polish war heros

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