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A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?” He coolly replied, “Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet You.”

An Irishman, and Englishman, and a Polishman were in a bar in New York. They all were talking and commented on how they liked the bar.

Then the Englishman said, “Back in England their is a bar where for every drink you buy the owner of the bar will give you a free drink.” They all said that it sounded great.

The Irishman then said, ” That’s nothing, back in Ireland there’s a bar where for every drink you buy the owner will give you two drinks.” The other two were very impressed.

Then the Polishman said, “That does sound good but there is a better bar back in Poland. There, if you buy three drinks they will take you in back give you three more drinks and you’ll get laid.”

The others were all impressed and said, “This happened to you?” The Polish man responded, “No, they did it to my sister.”

Question: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to
spin the chair.

Or this one…

100001. One to hold the bulb and the other 100000 to spin the house.

why do the polish bury their dead with their asses sticking up out of the
ground?

to park their bikes!!!!!!

how do you make a polish person go crazy in a circular room ¿¿¿

Tell him to piss in the corner!

Why did the polak cross the road?

He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.

Why do all polish names end in “ski”?

They’re too stupid to spell tobaggan.

Q: Why are Polacks so dumb?

Seriously, Im asking if anyone knows!

Did you hear about the Polish gang ? No. You got to shoot yourself as an initiation ! How can you tell the smart Polish gang member from the stupid Polish gang member ? How. The smart Polish gang member shot himself in the foot and the stupid Polish gang member shot himself in the head !

Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.