—-Q) This pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
—–A) And the Pirate says, “Aaaarrrrrrgh, yes and its driving me nuts!”
Q. What kind of socks do Pirates wear??
A. Arrrrgyle
What do pirates drive?
A Caaaarrh.
What do pirates fly?
An Aaaarrhhhplane.
What do pirates sail?
Their ships….duh. (AAaaarrrhhh)
Why was the pirate wearing a parka. Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
How does a pirate say “thank you” in Japanese?
A. AAAAArrrrrigato
why didnt the pirate go to the movies?
because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
why didnt the pirate go to the movies?
because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
Why did the pirate have to go to jail?
He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.
Where do pirates go on vacation???
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrruba!
A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH SAID, “ARRGH”,
“THEY WANTED ME TO BE A TEACHER BUT ,
” ARRGH”, “I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL…”
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19 Oct, 2005