this guy gets a radio and it plays wat ever u say.If u say hip hop it will go to a hip hop radio station.So the guy is driving and drives by a school and two kids on bikes cut him off and he says fucking kids.Then Michael jackson comes on the radio.
Oct
22
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22 Oct, 2005
Oct
22
one day david beckham phoned micheal jackson and said would you like to come on holiday with the family micheal jackson said i will look in my diary and he had nothink going on that week and micheal jackson said i would love to come on your baby cruise
Oct
22
y did michael jackson hold his kid over the balcony?
2 stop him cumin on the carpet
Oct
22
what does micheal jackson and disneyland have in common?
They both keep kids cumming
Oct
22
Where is michael jackson’s favorite place in the world?
Dubois
Oct
22
A little story from the Michael Jackson trial.
His lawyer advised him not to take the stand because Mike wanted to sing his rendition of an old Elton John song in his defense.
He wanted to sing to the jury,”I Won’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me.”
Oct
22
Q=what makes michael Jackson a perfect 10?
A=two five yearolds
Oct
22
Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon are on a small plane with 3 boy scouts and a single pilot.
A huge problem occured when the pilot died of a sudden heart attack , and the plane spun out of control. Even worse, it emerged that there were only 3 parachuctes to go between 6 people. The Pope spoke first. “I think we should give them to the boy scouts”
Bin Laden said “What! - no way, screw the boy scouts!” - Michael Jackson’s face lit up immediately - “Is there time for that?…….”
Oct
22
So michael jackson was found guilty today.
Hes getting sentence to a juvenile penitentiary…
Oct
22
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common????
A: A ten year old crack habit.