ur mom is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet.
Oct
22
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22 Oct, 2005
Oct
22
What does a playstation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Theyre both made of plastic and get turned on by little boys!
im dirty..
Oct
22
What would you call a ten year old kid who spent the weekend with Michael and was not molested?
A little girl.
Oct
22
What does Michael Jackson an an X-box have in common?????????
They both get turned on by little boys………
Jackson is guilty and he is going down AND I dont mean on little boys…
Oct
22
what does micheal jackson and a silver medalist have in comon?
they both came in a little behind.
Oct
22
What do micheal Jacson and Tiger Woods have in common?
They both like playing with little white balls
Oct
22
What does Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in commom?
Both Plastic
flammable
dangerous to children(at least little boys)
Oct
22
MICHAEL JACKSON WANTS TO OPEN A NEW CASINO HERE IN VEGAS
HE’S GOING TO CALL IT THE MOLESTATION!!
Oct
22
(when u see ***, add replace it with “MJ” in ur mind)
u go2 a bar. u get drunk. u see a sexy woman.u tell her ur anitials:***.u get in2 sum small talk.she takez u 2 her place. she offerz u beer and ***. u both get high. u read about spider man & *** in her comic collection. then she takez u 2 her BIG queen-sized bed in her mansion…inviting u 2 make love 2 her…she getz closer 2 u…whisperz in ur ear…”I’M ***[HEEHEE]!”
Oct
22
q. what duz michael jackson hav in cmmon wit zebraz?
a. they both hav striped(black & white) dickz!