What did the man at the beach say to MJ?
HEY YOU….. Get out of my son!!!
Oct
22
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22 Oct, 2005
Oct
22
michael did not bleech his hands and his face…the truth is he took a bath and for once he used soap..stupid child rapist
Oct
22
why does mj have a mustache?
becuase he can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct
22
how many micheal jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none he only screws kids
Oct
22
got a new car radio, u shout rock it plays rock, u shout soul it plays soul.
some kids ran in front of my car i shouted fucking kids & it played micheal jackson
Oct
22
mickael jackson swore on the popes life that he never touched the children!!!
Oct
22
mickael jackson swore on the popes life that he never touched the children!!!
Oct
22
A Man is sitting on a beach getting some sun….Few minutes later micheal Jackson comes on to the beach right by the Man…..The Man says “Hey get out of my Sun!”
P.S not all that great
Oct
22
Michael: welcome to jackson in in the box may i take your order.
Customer : yeah can i get a jack burger w/ cheese
Michael : so that will be one jackson burger W/ cheehesa
Customer : no i want a jack burger w/cheese
Michael : But this is jackson in the box cha’mona
Customer : okay? can i get a large coke a cola
Michael : sorry but we only have jesus juice here
Customer : Whats that?
Michael : i ts like cola but a little thicker but its good so cha’mona suc… i mean buy it
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Customer : okay ill have a large jesus juice
Michael : sorry sir it only comes in extra small so children can
suck it for long periods with out getting tired
Customers : right
Michael : will you be sharing your meal with a child?
Customer : No thats okay
Michael : sharing with a child is the most loving thing you can do
Customer : No thats okay
Michael : I have a kid.I can sell you. He’s used but ill make him half price
Customer : Thats okay
Michael : I was just kidding………….No but really you want one he’s a young orphane
Customer : Dude you are fuckin sick
(Customer peels out)
Oct
22
what’s black on the outside, white on the inside and comes in little cans?