After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn’t seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a “burnout” in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him.Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. “Pete, it’s Joe. From high school. It’s sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself.”"I am,” whispered Pete. “I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don’t tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I really make my money.”

sahilLawyer Jokes28 Jun, 2008No Comments

You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’`Well, your Honour,’ said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.’

sahilLawyer Jokes26 Jun, 2008No Comments

|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it,” I’m sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I’m not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I’ll have to get back to you then.” He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, “Now, what can I do for you?” “Nothing,” replied the man. “I’m here to hook up your phone.”

sahilLawyer Jokes25 Jun, 2008No Comments

|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.”Dad, listen,” he shouted, “I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.”"Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!”

sahilLawyer Jokes24 Jun, 2008No Comments

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

sahilLawyer Jokes22 Jun, 2008No Comments

What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

sahilLawyer Jokes21 Jun, 2008No Comments

What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

sahilLawyer Jokes19 Jun, 2008No Comments

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.

sahilLawyer Jokes18 Jun, 2008No Comments

At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

sahilLawyer Jokes17 Jun, 2008No Comments

A lawyer named ‘Strange’ was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter giving the lawyer a little elbow nudge, “In this state, it’s against the law to bury two people in the same grave. The stonecutter then suggested, I could put ‘Here lies an honest lawyer’.” “But that won’t let people know who it is,” protested the lawyer. “It most certainly will,” retorted the stonecutter. People will read it and exclaim, “That’s Strange!”

sahilLawyer Jokes16 Jun, 2008No Comments