What’s the state flower of West Virginia?
A satellite dish.
Oct
2
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2 Oct, 2008
Sep
26
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
Sep
25
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, ”What is 2+2?” The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ”4.”
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ”4.0”
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathememitician, ”What do you want it to be?”
Sep
24
What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Sep
23
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Sep
22
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
“I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
“I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
“I like to operate on electricians,” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
“I like to operate on lawyers,” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable.”
“I like engineers,” said the fifth. “They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”
Sep
21
What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
Sep
20
What do you call 100,000 lawyers drowning in the Pacific ocean?
A good start.
Sep
19
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What’s the difference between em?
The snake had skid marks in front of him.
Sep
18
A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.” The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” Once again the receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.”
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” “Excuse me sir,” the receptionist says, “but this is third time I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?” The guy replies, “Because I love hearing it!”