Archive for the ‘Knock Knock Jokes’ Category

Adelia

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we’ll play snap!

Adair

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I’m bald now!

Ahmed

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Alaska

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Al!

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Aida

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Alfie

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Alfalfa

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Alfred

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Alfred!

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!