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What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!

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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!

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What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!

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What usually runs in witches’ families?
Noses!

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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!

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What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!

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How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!

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What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

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How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

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What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

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What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!

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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!

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What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!

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Why are black cats such good singers?
They’re very mewsical!

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Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!

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Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up!

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Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
It’s all green and wrinkly!

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How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the “w”!

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What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!

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Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!

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When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
“I’d put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it”!

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What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!

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What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don’t jump!

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What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!

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What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

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What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!

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What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!

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Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!

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Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

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What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!

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Why was the witch late for the party?
She’d lost her witch-watch!

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

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What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don’t bite any witches!

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What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

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What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it’s breath!

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What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

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What do witches sing at Christmas?
“Deck the halls with poison ivy….”!

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What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

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What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat’s cradle!

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What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad in the hole!

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Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!

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What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

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How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…!

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

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When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they’d be a foot!

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What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

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Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They’ll sweep them off their feet!

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What sound does a witch make when she cries?
“Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo”!

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Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!

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Is it true that a witch won’t hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!

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What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!

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Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

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What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

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When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby witch!

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Who’s the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

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