A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!

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Why was the witch late for the party?
She’d lost her witch-watch!

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

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What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don’t bite any witches!

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What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

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A witch joke
What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it’s breath!

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What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

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What do witches sing at Christmas?
“Deck the halls with poison ivy….”!

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What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

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What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat’s cradle!

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What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad in the hole!

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Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!

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A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

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How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…!

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

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When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they’d be a foot!

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What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

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Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They’ll sweep them off their feet!

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What sound does a witch make when she cries?
“Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo”!

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Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!

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Is it true that a witch won’t hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!

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What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!

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Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

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What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

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When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby witch!

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Who’s the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

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A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it’s quicker than walking!

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What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

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What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!

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What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!

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What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One’s a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

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Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!

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Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!

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Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive?
The witch!

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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!

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Why is “S” the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!

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What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!

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What’s a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!

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A witch joke
Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!

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Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!

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What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to spell properly!

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What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!

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How do you get milk from a witches cat?
Steal her saucer!

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Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!

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What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!

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Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!

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What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!

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What’s evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!

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Why didn’t the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!

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What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!

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A wizard joke
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana!

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What do wizards do to get their kicks?
They drool over the pictures in “witch” magazine!

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What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt!

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What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel?
Bob!

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What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?
Dead!

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What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?
He would be egg-sterminated!

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What happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare?
He’s still rabbiting on about it!

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