Whats the most sought after job in italy
riding shot-gun on the back of a carbage truck
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21
How do you get an italian out of your bathtub
Throw a bar of soap in
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21
How do you tell yhe groom at an italians wedding
He’s the one wearing new construction boots
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21
How do you tell the bride at an italian wedding
She’s the one with braided arm pits
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21
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they can tell where to stop shaving
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21
Joke: How can you tell if your baby is guido?
Answer: The baby won’t take the nipple unless it has hair on it!
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21
Why is there so many flies in italy
Its against the law to kill the National Bird.
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21
HEAVEN is where:
The police are British,
the chefs are Italian,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are French,
and it’s all organized by the Swiss.
HELL is where:
The police are German,
the chefs are British,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and it’s all organized by the Italians!!
Oct
21
What do you call a Italian with gas??
A WOPping cushion!
Fuck you greasy wops!!!
Oct
21
What do you call a Italian with gas??
A WOPping cushion!
Fuck you greasy wops!!!