Q.what do u call an italian eating hamburger?
A.WOPPER!
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21
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21 Oct, 2005
Oct
21
Q.what do you call italian at burger king?
A.WOPPERS
Q.why does time fly in italy?
A.because everytime you turn around you see a day go!
Q.why don’t won’t people go to italian restraunt?
A.because the are hairs all over their food
Oct
21
Q. why did the Italian complain about the food at the Italian restaurant?
A. because he couldn?t find any hairs in the food
Oct
21
Q- why do they hang dead fish at italan wedings?
A- to keep the flies off the bride
Oct
21
why is italy in the shape of a boot? because they cant fit that much shit in a shoe
Oct
21
why are most Italians named Tony?
Long ago when they were being sent over on boats they had to NY stamped on there heads.
Oct
21
Q: What do you call an Italian with no arms?
A: Mute
Oct
21
One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I
tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you
no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss
on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she calla
me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.
I don’t even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.
So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better
not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy.
Oct
21
how do you get an italian out of your backyard
Move the carbage cans to the front
Oct
21
How do you break an italians neck
you close the toilet seat on the back of his head when he hes getting a drink of water