What’s the definition of an assistant conductor?
A mouse trying to become a rat.
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What’s the difference between God and a conductor?
God knows He’s not a conductor.
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Why is a conductor like a condom?
It’s safer with one, but more fun without.
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What is the ideal weight for a conductor?
About 2 1/2 lbs. including the urn.
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What’s the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor?
There are some things a pig just isn’t willing to do.
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What’s the difference between a symphony conductor and Dr Scholl’s footpads?
Dr Scholl’s footpads buck up the feet.
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Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival?
The good news: it crashed.
The bad news: there were three empty seats on board.
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What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete?
Not enough concrete.
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What’s the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.
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Why are conductor’s hearts so coveted for transplants?
They’ve had so little use.