Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion?
A: They have no prophets!
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Oct
25
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?
A: Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel
Oct
25
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?
A bus has the pricks on the inside of it.
Oct
25
What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!
Oct
25
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ”Flu?” The doctor replied, ”No, I came on my bicycle actually!”
Oct
25
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
Oct
25
Why’d the redneck cross the road?
Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Oct
25
Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.
When the first dog asks the second dog what he’s in for, he answers, “My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I soiled it, so now I’ve been brought here to be put to sleep. So what are you here for?”
The first dog replies grimly, “I’m also being put to sleep. My master had a table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I accidently bumped into the table and broke them all.”
The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he’s in for. The third dog answers, “The reason I’m here is the other day my master stepped out of the shower and she bent over. I couldn’t resist, so I jumped her from behind and took her like a wild animal!”
“So I guess you’re also here to be put to sleep?” says the first dog.
The third dog answers, “Nope, I’m here to get my nails clipped!”
Oct
25
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho Cheese!!!
Oct
25
Q: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?
A: They all get the house!