An eighty year old, virgin, woman went to the gynocologist with a problem with an itchy vagina. The doctor said “you must have a yeast infection, take this cream, and come back in a week”. So the woman went home and tried the cream for a week, but still had the annoying itch, so she decided to get a second opinion. She then went to another doctor, and explained that she was a virgin and has this terrible itch that she can’t get rid of. He then said ” You must have a bacterial infection, take these pills and come back in a week”. So she did, but she still had the itch. So, finally she went to a third doctor, told him what the other two doctors had perscribed and asked if he could please help her. The doctor then looked at her vaginal area and said ” Lady you don’t have a yeast infection and certainly don’t have a bacterial infection. You have fruit flies, your cherry is rotten”!

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long and thin goes too far in and doesnt please the ladies, short and thick does the trick and manufactures babies

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What is the difference between batman and a blackman?
Batman can go into a store without robin

Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.

What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ass.

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Why is a good shit better than having sex??

Because u haven’t gotta kiss it after ;-D

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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There’s a big wheel parked outside his house
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady.
Q. What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q. Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A. Her dog was blind too.
Q:What’s the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, “Used regularly,” he explained,” pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!”
Now wait a minute, professor,” interrupted a student. “Castration? Now that’s absurd!”
“Yes young man, it’s sadly true,” replied the professor smugly. “Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!”

Q: What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna?
A: Gorillas in the mist.

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his horse and pulls the rock off the man. The man, gratefull as he is, tells the king that he’s really a great sorcerer, and gives the king three wishes.

The king looks at the Sorcerer and says “OK, then I wish to be immortal”, the sorcerer replies “Puff, it’s done.” The king takes a knife and stabs himself and nothing happens, then he says “OK, then I want my horse to be immortal.” The sorcerer replies “Puff, it’s done”. The king, happy as can be, stabs his horse and nothing happens, then he says “OK, then I want my horses genitals.” The sorcerer replies “Puff, it’s done”.

The king, still happy, jumps on his horse and rides back to his castle, in the doorway he meets his friend Peter, jumps off the horse and tells Peter that he’s now immortal. Peter laughs, but the king gives Peter his knife and says “Here stab me with the knife.” Peter stabs the king as ordered and nothing happens, then the king shows Peter that his horse also is immortal, and replies “That’s not even the best part look at this” and the king drops his pants. Peter looks at the naked king and screams out loud “Damn that’s the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen…”

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there was 2 prostitutes walking down the road, 1 goes to the other ’ girl does ma breath smell of cum? ’. the other bitch replies, no i jus burbed

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-whats the only type of meat a catholic priest can eat on friday??

-nun (none).

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A women goes into the doctors and says “doctor, i’ve got something crawling around in my stomach”. The doctor replies “well we’ll have to give you a ultrasound and an x-ray.
The doctor replies “theres a mouse crawling around in there how’d it get the?”. The women replies “i dont know”. Then her husband explains “i saw a mouse running around in the kitchen and say it crawling up her legs, minutes later it disappeared, my theory is that it crawled up her leg and the pussy ate it”

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On Christmas Eve night Santa came down the chiminey of a house where all these little boy’s live, he passes the Christmas Tree and went straight to the room where the little boys slept.

As he’s walking up the stairs, the kid’s daddy needed to take a piss, as he’s walking he sees Santa fondling the little boys in their room, Daddy walks over there and yells “who the fuck are you and what the hell you doin’?

Santa say’s “I’m Santa Claus,where the fuck are the milk and cookies”?

He say’s “Santa my ass” and run’s over there and pulls off his beard just to see Michael Jackson’s face.

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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad, it wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her ass. I reached over and pulled it out. That’s when she hit me!”

“Johnny,” the father said. “You don’t do those kind of things to women.”

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with another black eye. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”

“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her ass. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!”

rate that!

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