Theres a Preist, a Rabbi, and a Muslim on an airplain full of young kids. Something went wrong with the plaine and it was about to crash. The Muslim grabs 3 parachutes, and says “lets jump off this plaine!!” The Rabbi asks, “But what about the kids??”. Fuck the kids!! says the Muslim. The preist grabs a young boy as fast as he can, and says “Do you think we have enough time??”
He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide…he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms……….
And then he stuffed the turkey.
There was this husband and wife who were celebrating their honeymoon on the 6th floor of this nice hotel room. They had this ritual that they always used their yellow lucky condom. So after they got done having wild sex, it was very hot in the room so the husband went over to the window to open it and get some fresh air in the room. As he did, his condom fell off of his dick. The wife freaked out and yelled for her husband to run downstairs and look outside on the ground for it! So he does and can’t find it anywhere, soon enough he sees this little boy holding it and he runs over to him and says ” Little boy, little boy I need that back from you, it is mine!” The little boy says, ” I found it, what am I going to get for it?” The man says, “I’ll give you a dollar!” The little boy says, “No way!!!” So the man offers the little boy 5 dollars and the little boy was VERY happy. The little boy runs all the way home and tells his mom he played THE greatest joke on this guy today. His mother asked him what he did and the little boy says ” Well, I sold this guy a twinkie for $5.00!!” The mom didn’t understand the trick part of it, so she asked her son what else he did. The little boy replied ” Well mom, before I gave it back to him, I licked all the cream out of it first!!!”
Why did micheal jackson cross the road?cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun, jill that dill forgot her pill and now they have a son
old lady hubert went to the cuberd to get her dog a bone, when she bent over rover took over and slipped in a bone of his own
humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men said FUK THIS HES JUST AN EGG!!!
What does Pussy and the Mafia have in common. One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit.
why do you think grls who have NO legs HAVE to have a wheel chair!!?!!
if they dont they will leave snail tracks!!!
Corny!!?!! yes i know that is the funny part!!!!!right Jay&Jay!!?!!
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house;
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse.
Dad drinking whiskey,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
That I sprang from my piece
To see what was the mater!
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of Hell,
I knew right away
That the fat fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney
With one hell of a fart;
That son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
As he flew out of sight;
Shouting “piss on you all,
Have a hell of a night!”
Merry Christmas!
Q: Why did the man go inside the transvestite bar?
A: Cause he wanted to watch the TV !!
How do u have sex with a fat chick??
stick ur dick in one of her rolls slap her arse and ctach the next wave
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21 Oct, 2005