The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel.

The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin’ great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast.

He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.

The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, “Honey, I can’t figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look like two cents. What’s wrong?”

“That guy double-crossed me,” the bride said. “He told me he’d saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking about money!”

sahilDirty Jokes28 Jan, 2008No Comments

Ok theres this woman and this man sitting next to each other on a plane. The woman keeps sneezing and everytime she sneezes she wipes her cooch. well the man is thinking this is very weird. so finally after her doing it so many times he says to her “ok are you just playin a trick on me or what. why the hell do you wipe after everytime you sneeze.” the woman replies ” i have a rare disease that everytime i sneeze i have an orgasm.” the man said ” what do you take to treat that?” the woman answers “black pepper.”

sahilDirty Jokes19 Jul, 2007No Comments

Top Ten Reasons It sucks to be a dick:

10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you’re Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

adminDirty Jokes21 Oct, 2005No Comments

At midnight Johnny was gonna get a glass of water, but then suddenly he heard a squeaking sound from his parent’s bedroom. He went inside and saw them fucking each other, so then Johnny asked “mommy? daddy? what r u doing?” his dad answeared “umm mommy and daddy is playing”. Next morning his dad went to Johnny’s bedroom to wake him up, but then he saw him and his dog fucking each other so his dad yelled ” WHAT THE HELL R U DOING! JOHNNY!!” Johnny answeared “I’m just playing with my dog daddy, the same game that you played with mommy”

adminDirty Jokes21 Oct, 2005No Comments

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP MARTHA STEWARTS DAY TWICE?

FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND THEN WIPE IT ON HER CURTAINS

adminDirty Jokes21 Oct, 2005No Comments

Your mama is so slutty when I stick it to her I can feel the ocean breaze.
Your mama is so slutty when she sat on My face I could here the ocean.

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there was once these three boys walking home from school!!! on the way they herd this music comin from the barn alittle bit ahead of them !!! the forst boy looked through a hole in the barn ran in side all happy, the second boy looked through the hole ran inside happy!!! but when the third little boy looked through to hole he ran all the way home!!! the next day at school the two boys came up to the other boy and said “” why’d you run away!!?!!”" and the litle boy told them “” my mommy told me that if i ever sawa naked lady i would turn to stone…….. and i felt something get hard!!!!

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A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells the owner that he wants the biggest blackest woman he has. the owner sais go down the hall and its 3 doors on the right. so he goes down the hall and see’s a big black woman walk into the 3rd door on the right. he sais to himself ’yeah thats what i want’ so he walks into the room. the guy tells the black woman to take her clothes off and turn around and bend over. the guy is just starring from behind and a few minutes later the black woman asks what else he wants her to do. the guy sais ’oh i just bought a new house and the interior of the house is black….i just wanted to see what pink curtains looked like.

adminDirty Jokes21 Oct, 2005No Comments

yo moma is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a closet

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A hippie is walking along when he sees a farm. he decides to see if he can spend the night. the lady says sure but he has to stay in the barn.
The next morning the lady went out to the barn and the hippie had painted her donkey purple.She told him to leave immediatly,so he did.
a couple weeks later he comes back and asks if he could spend the night. the lady agrees as long as he slept on the porch so she could keep a closer eye on him. The next morning she wakes up and her cat had been shaved. She tells the hippie to leave and if he ever came back she would call the cops.
A few weeks later the hippie returns asking for forgivness and a place to stay. the lady forgives him but says that he has to sleep on the coach and that if she wakes up to anything weird, she will call the cops.he agrees thankfully.
the next day the lady wakes up to the smell of bacon cooking. she goes into the kitchen and sees the hippie cooking breakfast in her jeans. she says,”that’s it, i’m calling the cops.” when the operator picks up she says,” Send the police! this hippie just painted my ass, shaved my pussy and stole my pants!!!!!!”

adminDirty Jokes21 Oct, 2005No Comments