there was this women who asked the boy next door to babysit her daughter so he said ok she gave him a list of things to do and the first thing on the list was to make dinner so he did then he said it is time to take a bath and she asked him to take a bath with her and he said ok but don’t look down and she asked why and he said just don’t look down she did anyways and asked what was that he said my ducky then he said it is time to go to bed so then they went to bed and there was a thunder storm and she got scared and asked him if she can sleep with him and then when he woke up he was like where am I and she said your at the hospital and he said why and she was like ur ducky peed on me and i cut it off

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One day at the hair dresser’s there was this brunette who came into the shop. She sat down and the hair dresser said:

What nice hair! Who did you get it from?

The brunette said:

From my dad’s side of the family.

Next a blonde came into the shop. She sat down and the hair dresser said:

What nice hair! Who did you get it from?

The blonde said:

From my mom’s side of the family.

Then a green-haired woman came in and sat down. The hair dresser said:

What nice hair you have! Who did you get it from?

The green-haired woman said:

I duno. (She was wiping her nose with her hand then into her hair.) Lol hehe

I am only 15 yrs old so don’t ridicule me too much!

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q. What did the heroin addict do when the cops arrived at his door?

a. He put the smack down.

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How do you make holy water?

You Boil the HELL!!!! out of it!

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What do you call a flower that grows in between your nose and you chin?

Tulips

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a teacher gave her class an assigment to do at home.every one was to write an essay on their pet.the next day in class the teacher called john and asked him if he had copied davids work because their essay was exactly the same.
he said no he did not copy .
the homework was the same because they are brothers and they had the same dog.

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Two crackers were walking down the road one was asalted

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What was stevie wonders greatest hit, the lampost.

Have you ever seen stevie wonders wife, no, neither has he.

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There was father and he had 3 daughters. The first daughter came and said “Daddy why did you name me Daisy?” The father replied “Because the day you were born when we came out of the hospital a daisy fell right on your forehead.” She said “Ah thats sweet.” She kissed him on the cheeck and left. The next daughter comes in and she was like “Daddy why did you name Rose?” The father replied “Because the day you were born we were walking out of the hospital and rose fell right on your forehead.” She said “Ah thats sweet.” Kissed him on the forehead and walked away. Then the third daughter comes in and she was like “DERREDUBUDUBJEHDK” and the father was like “SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!”

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donuts???
donuts = cops = pigs =bacon =breakfas
hmm i dont think i want to eat wat i can get arrested by
breakfast doesnt sound so appetising

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