why do cows wear bells?
cause thier horns don’t work!
Oct
24
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24 Oct, 2005
Oct
24
Your mamas so poor,I was walking down the street and i saw her Kicking a can down the street and i asked,What are You doing, she said,Moving.
Oct
24
you might be a redneck if you walk through walmart bearfooted
Oct
24
Sherlock Holmes & Watson are on a camping trip.Torwards the evening they are getting into their sleeping bags for the night, when Sherlock turns to Watson & says:”Watson, take a look up & tell me what you see.” Watson replies: “Well Holmes, I see the moon,The stars in the night sky,the milky way galaxy,& beyond an infinite universe…truly a glorious sight.” To which Sherlock replies:” NO WATSON, YOU IDIOT!!!, SOMEONES STOLEN OUR TENT.”
Oct
24
YOUR COOKING SO BAD YOUR FAMILY PRAYS AFTER YOU EAT!!!
Oct
24
ONE MAN READ A BOARD “WRITER IS BRIliant,READER IS IDIOT….”. MAN BECOMES ENGRY,HE RUB THE BOARD AND WRITES, “READER IS BRILLIANT,WRITER IS IDIOT………”
Oct
24
This guy went into the doctor’s surgery and said ’ I think I’m a moth”
the doctor said ’ it’s not a doctor you should be seeing it’s a psychriast.’
The guy said ’ Yes I was on my way there when I saw your light on !!
Oct
24
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
bunny farts
Oct
24
your nose is so big, u could smoke a cigar in the shower and still come out with it dry
Oct
24
You dont hav a family tree you hav a family cactus cause da people in ur family r pricks