Bush or Kerry

There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are Bush fans.

Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy–Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says,
“I’m not a Bush fan.”

The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?”

Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry
fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan,
so I’m a Kerry fan!”

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if
you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?”

Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush fan.”

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who is bush related to?

george bush SR.!!!

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im called ste the rocket rostron and i am the world biggest joke i want to sleep with tony blair and then let G.W bush lick his cum off my face. I love tony blair VOTE LABOUR so i can lick his balls for 4 more years.

Send Britain Forward
Not Back

LABOUR RULES

i live in blackburn

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Cheneys daughter is wrighting a book about her life
the working title of the book is ” the only DICK I love is my daddy”

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One day George Bush, Osama Bin Laden, and Suddam Hussain was walking through the desert when they saw a lamp.

They all grabbed the lamp at the same time and a geanie came out. The geanie said I can grant you all one wish because I can only grant three every time I come out.

So Suddam went first and said I wish to have peace with all countries.
A snap of the geanies finger and the wish was granted.

Bin Laden went next he said I want a wall 50 feet wide and 100 feet tall built around my country with no windows, no cracks, and no doors. A snap of the fingers and there was a wall.

Bush went next, he said, So you want a wall 50 feet wide and 100 feet tall.

Bin Laden said yes thats right.

Bush said fill it up with water!! And the wish was granted.

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there’s a rich guy who was diagnosed of having brain cancer and gonna die soon. the doc suggests him to do a brain transplantation and lists the choices of brains he can use and the price of them
karl marx’s brain for 1 million dollars
einstein’s brain, 2 million dollars
bush’s brain, 5 million dollars
the rich guy was surprised that the price of bush’s brain is more expensive than the other two genius, and inquired the doc
the doc simply replies, “simple, his brain is brand new. he never uses it in his entire life.”

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Theres 4 people on a plane and the plane is about to crash into a mountain. Unfortunately there are only 3 parachutes. The people on the plance are: Micheal Jordan, The Pope, Bush, and 9-year old.
They cant deside which 3 people will get parachutes.
Micheal Jordan takes a parachute and yells “I’m too famous to die!”
*Jumps off the plane*
Bush yells out “I’m the president of the USA! I can’t die!”
*Jumps off plane*
Its down to The Pope and the 9-year old boy. Only one parachute left.
The Pope says “It’s ok I’ve lived my years, I’ll let the kid go.”
Then the kid says “It’s ok we can both go. That stupid american guy that looks like a monkey took my backpack.”

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What do you get when u mix a monkey and a voting scandale?

A president

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there was a man hu had a house it was a big house. 1 day he went 4 sum
bread. wen he came home it was on fire, n a little green man was running
away from it!! he got a nw house it was smaller than the big house. it was
medioca size house. n he went 4 sum milk n he came bak n the medioca
house was on fire. n the little green man was running away. so he bought
a smaller house, this was average. he went 2 buy sum butter. he came
home and the average house was on fire and a little green man was
running away. so then he bought a small house. it was piddley. he went 2
buy sum cheese n wen he came bak the piddley house was on fire and a
little green man was running away. so he ran out of moiney. so he lived in
a cardboard box at the side of kingston street in maclesfield. he went 2
buy sum olives wit his last 50p. wen he came bak his box was on fire and
the little green man was runin away!! so he thought “i will chase that son
a bitch n hunt him down like the dog that he is!!” so he did. hhe chased
him all oover the world but wen he finally caught him he sed “is it u hu
keeps setting me houses on fire??” and the little green man ses…….
“yes”

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What does bush and his mom have in commmon?
a voodoo dildo.

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