Q: How do you get Bush out of the presidency?
A: Bribe him with a banana.
Oct
24
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24 Oct, 2005
Oct
24
George, The Canadian Prime Minister and Bin-Ladin were walking down the beach together and the Canadian said look an Aladin Lamp.He picked up the lamp and said lets all rub on it and see if it works!! So they proceeded to rub on it together and PLOOF a genie popped out and said “thank you for getting me outta there and setting me free I will grant you three wishes but since you all rubbed together I will have to give you each one wish” . So who’s first? They all decided to let the Canadian go first since he found the lamp. The canadian said for his wish he wanted all the farm land in Canada to be fertile forever. The genie said it’s done and all the farm land in Canada was fertile forever. Then the genie asked who would be next? Bush being the Texan that he is told Bin-Ladin to go next. Bin-Ladin asked the genie that he wanted to be the ruler of Afganistan and to build an impenterable wall 60 feet tall and no way to get in or out all the way around Afganistan. The genie said it is done and there was a great wall around Afganistan and Bin-Ladin would be the Ruler. The genie turned to Bush and asked and what is your wish? Ole Bush thought a few minutes and asked what Bin-Ladin had wished for again? The genie told him that he wanted to be the ruler of Afganistan and to build a great wall 60 feet tall and impenterable. Bush said well for my wish ,just fill that great wall full of water>
Oct
24
why do Australian guys wear shorts …………..
its cheap air-conditioning for their brains
Oct
24
How can you pick a well balanced Australian Male………………………………
He’s the one with a chip on both shoulders
Oct
24
I was talking with George W. Bush and I got on the subject of my new album. I asked him if he wanted tapes or CDs when he bought it. He replied, “I’ll take CDs.” to which I replied, “Well then, you can SEE DEEZ NUTS!”
Oct
24
Walking Eagle
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of
living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
“YES” 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his “red brothers”.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to
select the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly.
Oct
24
Bush was in Africa with natives talking about Developing Aid, for instance:
“We americans love you, you are the best partners we have etc….”
All the natives shouted “HUGGA! HUGGA!” and Bush got excited: “I am on your side, we will give more money etc”
Natives: “HUGGA, HUGGA ;HUGGA” very loud and entusiastically.
Later Bush aske the chief “Can I have a look att your cattle over there?”
Chief “YES, but be careful that you do not step on hugga”
Oct
24
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE IS
CHANGING THE NATION’S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM BECAUSE IT MORE
CLEARLY REFLECTS HIS ADMINISTRATION’S OFFICAL & POLITICAL
STANCE.
HERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT HAVE CAUSED HIM TO DO THIS.
THIS IS COMPLETLY BACKED BY INTELLIGENCE REPORTS THAT HIS
ADMINSTRATION HAS RECEIVED AND REVIEWED.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you’re actually being screwed.
It just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
Oct
24
There is the Pope, a 10 year old boy, George Bush, an accountant and a
lawyer on a plane and only 4 parachutes on board when all of a sudden
the engins die and the plane starts to go down. The accountant says, “the
world runs around money so I have to live” He jumps out of the plane. The
lawyer stands up next and says” The world needs law and order so I must
live as well” He jumps out of the plane. George Bush stands up and says”
I’m the president of the USA and the most important person in the world, I
can’t die” He jumps out of the plane as well. The Pope says to the little
boy, ” You take the last parachute and live I’ve done my job in this world.”
The little bay responds and says” Acually there are two parachutes left
George Bush just grabbed my school bag.
Oct
24
What did George Bush do when he found out Al Gore got a nipple ring?
He got a Dick Cheney