I figured out why us Americans are loosing money.
Kerrys face was so big he made us buy big screen tv’s just to fit his face on so we could watch the debates.
Remember, God spoke to Moses through a BUSH not a KERRY!!!!!
George W Bush is good for the economy:= He has silver in his hair , gold in his teeth , stones in his kidney , steel in his knees , sugar in his blood and gas in his ass!!!!
Whats the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
Dubya had an exit strategy for vietnam
(In George Bush Voice)
I Belive that America is Like my butt when ever I scratch it something goes wrong! Thank You and good Night
why did kerry want to get his nipples peirced?
because he heard bush had a dick cheney
there were five presidents on a plane. george washinton, abe lincon, tom jefferson, george bush and bill clinton.
g washinton says “ill make 1 person happy” and so he throws 1 1 doller bill off the plane.
a liincon says “ill make 20 people happy” so he throws 20 1 doller bills of the plane.
t jefferson says “ill make 100 people happy” so he throws 100 1 doller bills off the plane.
g bush says “ill make the whole world happy” so he throws bill clinton off the plane.
what did bush say to kerry when he won teh election?
Why the long face?
WHY DOES MRS BUSH LIKE TO GO ON TOP WHEN THEY ARE HAVING SEX ? ? ?
Because George Bush can only fuck up!
I heard that there is this horrible, disgusting, foul, disease around now.
Its called “Gonnarealected”.