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Why didn’t Saddam Hussein have sex with his 6 wives?
When he opened thier legs he saw “Bush”

Q: What does George W. Bush and a Chimpanzee in common?

A: They are identical twins.

A reporter asked George W. if what he thought of Kobe being released from his Sprite contract. President Bush replied, ” I don’t care, I’m a coke man myself.”

A reporter asked George W. if what he thought of Kobe being released from his Sprite contract. President Bush replied, ” I don’t care, I’m a coke man myself.”

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant when the waitress comes over.

Cheney orders, “I’ll have an omelette.”

Bush tells her, “I’ll have a quickie.”

“What?” The waitress askes.

“A quickie.” Bush repeats.

The waitress, upset now, exclaims, “To think I voted for you!” She then, storms off.

Cheney leans over and remarks quietly, “I think it’s pronouced quiche.”

Q: What happend when Osama Bin Ladan spread his girlfriends legs

A: He saw Bush

You know the world’s coming to the end when the best basketball player is chinese, the best baseball player is from the dominican republic, the best rapper is white, the best golf player is black, and the most powerful people in the world names are Bush, Dick, and Colon.

A man knocked on a persons door and said ” oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol.” Can you help us

The man replies ” Okay, so how much have you raised then”

He replies ” About 2 gallons”

I heard that Election Day was a day of abstinence, no dick or bush.

Because in the bible, the only talking Bush is on fire…