A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.
His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis…He agrees, and does so.

When his penis isn’t erect you can see the letters W and Y.
The woman feeling secure knowing that her name is tattooed on her man’s penis says good-bye to her fiance and he leaves for Jamaica.

One day, while in Jamaica, the guy is at the urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him… The white guy happens to notice that the Jamaican also has a tattoo on his penis and he could see the letters W and Y, so he says to the Jamaican, “Wow, that’s really interesting, I guess you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?”

And the Jamaican looks at him with a puzzled look and then stretches out his penis and it says…
“Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!”

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Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: SNOWBALLS!!!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Madam Madam who? MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!

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Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!

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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more.

One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there peeing. Well, Fred couldn’t help but notice what an enourmous penis the man had and he said as much. “How did it get so big?” he asked incredulously.

“With magic,” the man replied, “I am a leprechaun.”
Fred was amazed. “Can you make mine that big?”

The leprechaun could and said he would if Fred would only do him a small favor…to bend over and let him have his way with Fred. Fred agreed and did so. When they were finished he pulled his pants back up and stood.

“How old are you boy?” the man in green asked as he stood at the door.
“Thirty. Why?”

“You’re thirty years old and you still believe in leprechauns?”

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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day’s meeting, he called down to “I’m afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him, “but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.”

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he ever received in his life.

Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, “Manicures 25 cents.” “Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a huge sign that read, “This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents.” The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his “thing” into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife for two weeks.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his “thingy”…

Which now had a button sewed on the tip.

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THE BODY PARTS MEETING

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:

The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The hands said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The stomach said: “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The legs said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

Then the rectum said: “I think I should be in charge.” All the rest of the parts said: YOU?!! You don’t do anything! You’re not as important as we are, surely! You can’t be in charge!”

So the rectum closed up… After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story? You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge…. just an asshole!

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Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: “We’d better get some support or people are gonna think we’re nuts!!”

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I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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