A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it’s new “Buy 1, Get 1 Free” deal. Soon, a man walks in.
“I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!”
“Well, sir, you’ll be happy to know we have a ‘Buy 1, Get 1 Free’ deal!”
The customer left.
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, ”What do you have in the bag?”
The blonde replies: ”I have chickens!”
The man thinks for a moment and says, ”If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?”
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ”Okay, but I’ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks?
A: Nothing.
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ”Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?” So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.
Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, ”Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?” She stood there, just thinking about it.
Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, ”Knock on wood I’m not as stupid as the other two!” She knocked the table. ”Was that the front door or the back door?”
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window!
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.”
The next day, the blonde said, ”I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of course it is dear!”
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ”I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.”
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
sahil
12 Nov, 2008