This penguin was having car problems, so he pulled his car into the garage for a check-up. The mechanic points at the restaurant across the street and says, “Go over there and get a bite to eat, and I’ll take a look.” The penguin does exactly as he says.

After a while he waddles back, and the mechanic is looking under the hood. The penguin asks him if he’s been able to figure out what went wrong. The mechanic glances over his shoulder and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

The penguin quickly wipes his mouth and says, “Oh, no, no –That’s just tartar sauce.”

sahilAnimal Jokes12 Jul, 2008No Comments

ONE DAY A MAN NAMED BOB KNOCKED ON HIS NEIGHBOR’S DOOR. HIS NEIGHBOUR WHO WAS AN OLD LADY WHO ASKED WHAT THE MATTER WAS. THE MAN REPLIED “I AM SO SORRY BUT I JUST RAN OVER YOUR CAT AND KILLED IT” THE MAN SAID “BUT I WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE IT.” THE OLD LADY THEN SAID “WELL I HOPE YOUR GOOD AT CATCHING MICE THEN”!!!

sahilAnimal Jokes11 Jul, 2008No Comments

What is the best thing to do if you find an alligator in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else!

sahilAnimal Jokes10 Jul, 2008No Comments

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, “Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.”The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There areonly nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for thesame price.”The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?!”

sahilAnimal Jokes5 Jul, 2008No Comments

Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?

sahilAnimal Jokes4 Jul, 2008No Comments

What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

sahilAnimal Jokes3 Jul, 2008No Comments

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field.Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on hisdoor. He opens it up and no one is there.He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snailsitting on the doormat.The snail looks up and says, “What the hell was that allabout?”

sahilAnimal Jokes2 Jul, 2008No Comments

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there.We’ve got dogs with us.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead.’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘You don’t understand.This is my seeing-eye dog.’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Doberman Pinscher?’ He says, ‘Yes,they’re using them now, they’re very good.’ The guy at the door says, ‘Come on in.’ The guy with the Chihuahua figures, ‘What the hell,’ so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You don’t understand. This ismy seeing-eye dog.’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Chihuahua?’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?’

sahilAnimal Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

sahilAnimal Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments

Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!

sahilAnimal Jokes28 Jun, 2008No Comments