It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, “What about that little stable over there? What’s that for?”

“Well,” says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, “you may have noticed there aren’t any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can –”

The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. “PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point.”

Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk’s desk one Saturday afternoon. “Tell me,” the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, “is the camel free this afternoon?”

The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. “How about I schedule you in for 2:00?”

The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2:00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel.

Just as he’s nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face. As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face.

“Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn’t it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?”

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once a sexy girl forgots to where her panty when she was wearing a micro mini frock. In the evening when she went to the cobbler to get her shoe polished ,the cobbler saw everything under her frock and said that by seeing her tajmahal his qutubminar has stood up.

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There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles.

In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, “who are you and what are you charged with”??
“I’m duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park”.

2nd one comes in, ” who are you and what are you charged with”?
“I’m duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park”.

3rd one comes in.” Who are you and what were you charged with”?
“I’m duck duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park”.

4th one comes in judge says “let me guess, your duck duck duck duck, and charged for blowing bubbles in the park?”

“NO, he says…I’m bubbles!!”.

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your moms like a old cooker any old nob can turn her on

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This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said “What are you doing?”

She said “I’m leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile.”

And the guy responded “Pedofile! That’s a pretty big word coming from a twelve year old”!

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One day grandpa says to grandma “Why don’t we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?”

So they get to the motel and go into the room.

Grandpa takes off his glasses and says he going to get into the shower to freshen up. In the meantime grandma takes off her clothes and gets into bed. She decides to do some leg stretches to limber up ( it’s been awhile ). Well she throws her legs over her head and they get caught in the headboard.

Right then grandpa walks out of the bathroom and sees her that way. “My God woman” he says “you need to put your teeth in and comb your hair, you look like an asshole!”

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Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was
being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room
where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the
Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.

“Ah,” said the doctor, “Now, although it is perhaps unfortunate that
you should have witnessed that, in fact, that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode.”

“Oh.” said Her Majesty. “Well, in that case I suppose it’s understandable.”

Further down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open
and you could see a nurse was clearly giving a patient oral sex.

“Goodness Gracious!” shrieked Her Majesty, “I demand an explanation of
this kind of sordid goings- on!”

“Ah,” said the Doctor, “same problem - better health plan.”

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Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”

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A little boy is in the shower with his mom when he looks down at her bush, confused he asks. “Mommy whats that?” she simply tells him. “Honey, thats my washcloth.” He seems ok with that answer until the next day they are in the shower again. He looks down at his mom’s shaved pussy and asks. “Mommy, Mommy what happened to your washcloth?” His mother then replies. “I lost it.” Once again the kid seems ok with the answer. So the next day the kid comes running up to his mom and says. “Mommy, Mommy I found the washcloth, the babysitter was using it to wash daddy’s face.”

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Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: When you’re eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!

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