3 men an english man an irish man and a scottish man get stranded on an island when they see some trible men.they say ure captured now were gonna turn u into boats by ure skin.Now what would u like befor we skin u alive.The english man said il hv abottle of guiness.they got him th guiness then they killed him.The scottish man said il have some strong bow.Then they gave him it then killed him.The irish man said il hv a knife.They cave him a knife then he put holes in him self.then he said try make a boat out of me u SHITS!!!

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