This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot’s tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!”

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