A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, “I resent that!”
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.

The redneck looked at him and said, ” You stay outta this, I”m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

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