A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, “Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.”The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There areonly nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for thesame price.”The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?!”

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