Jul
13
sahil
13 Jul, 2009
Jul
13
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool.
“Well, I’d have to say that it’s just an old bag that tells you when you’ve drunk way too much,” answered the equally wasted gent.
“Ah hell, whaddya know? I’ve been married to one of those for years!”
Jul
13
Jul
13
There was this farmer who had an old rooster named Brewster, and Brewster could mate with any animal, he didn’t care which. Every morning the farmer would get up and feed all his animals, and every morning he would warn Brewster that someday it would catch up to the old rooster. Sure enough, one morning the farmer got up to feed the chickens, and there was old Brewster lying face up on the ground with buzzards circling overhead. The farmer sighed and said, “Ah, Brewster, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Brewster opened one eye slowly and said, “Shhh, I think one of ‘em’s about to land.”
Jul
13
Jul
10
Jul
10
Two weasels (very drunk) are sitting at a
bar the first one says I SLEPT WITH
YOUR MOTHER the second weasel
smacked his head and said hey dad lets
go home I think you“ve had too much to.
Jul
10
Jul
10
A golfer had a very important golf competition coming up and for good luck, he would always take a prostitute up to his room. So he went out and grabbed up a Chinese woman standing on the corner. He began to think that he had done really good because she had been squealing the entire time something in Chinese. The next night, for extra luck, he took the same one home, and humped her all night. He knew he must’ve done even better, because she had yelled the same thing louder than ever. So the next day, after the man had hit a whole in one, he began to jump up and down gleefully shouting the same thing the prostitute had. After exchanging a few puzzling looks, a man came up to him and asked, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole’?”
Jul
10
