A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozenlesson & music books.Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. “Oh darling” he gushed, “Come here… let me lookat you… let me hold you ! Let’s have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I’ve missed your lovin’ so much !”The wife, keeping her distance, said, “All in good time lover. First, let’s hear you play that harmonica.”

sahilRelationship Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with awe at the of sight God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his knees, Adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, “So, where ya thinking of sending the kid for school?

sahilReligious Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds, and require you to pay shipping and handling charges.

sahilComputer Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

sahilBlonde Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there.We’ve got dogs with us.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead.’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘You don’t understand.This is my seeing-eye dog.’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Doberman Pinscher?’ He says, ‘Yes,they’re using them now, they’re very good.’ The guy at the door says, ‘Come on in.’ The guy with the Chihuahua figures, ‘What the hell,’ so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You don’t understand. This ismy seeing-eye dog.’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Chihuahua?’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?’

sahilAnimal Jokes30 Jun, 2008No Comments

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozenlesson & music books.Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. “Oh darling” he gushed, “Come here… let me lookat you… let me hold you ! Let’s have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I’ve missed your lovin’ so much !”The wife, keeping her distance, said, “All in good time lover. First, let’s hear you play that harmonica.”

sahilRelationship Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments

They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time.

sahilComputer Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments

What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

sahilBlonde Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out, and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry continued his nightly routine. One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband’s behavior, and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened to her, and then said, “Why don’t you treat him a little differently, when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don’t you give him some loving words, and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his ways.” The wife thought that might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again, after dinner. And, about midnight, he arrived home, in his usual condition.His wife heard him at the door, and quickly went to it, and opened the door, and let Harry in.This time, instead of berating him, as she had always done, she took his arm, and led him into the living room. She sat him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him, and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to him, “It’s pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed, now, don’t you think?”At that, Harry replied, in his inebriated state, “I guess we might as well. I’ll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!”

sahilBar Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

sahilAnimal Jokes29 Jun, 2008No Comments