a bloke walks along the strand and finds a bottle lying on the ground. he kicks it and POOF…a geannie pops out. the bloke says “sweet…i get three wishes…the geannie says nah nah…the gods above r gettin annoyed wit all these wishes n inflation and so on so u only get 1 wish. after minutes of thoughts the bloke says..”i want a bridge going from Townsville to magnetic island…u know..to make transport easier…the geannie says “u know how much material and terrestrial disturbance that would cause…choose another wish”. the bloke says…ok…i wanna know how to understand women…the geanie sits and thinks for a bit and says…”So did u want that to b a 2 lane or 4 lane bridge”?

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